: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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