Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
