I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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