he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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