To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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