Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out