Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool

(252): View more from North Carolina

Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five

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(226): View more from Ontario

I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.

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(253): View more from Washington

She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty

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(541): View more from Oregon

I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

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(647): View more from Ontario

he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?

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(406): View more from Montana

I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER

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