2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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