i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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