I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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