I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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