Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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