still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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