I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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