Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Operation Purity has been aborted
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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