And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Randomize
