Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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