...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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