My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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the day after is always just damage control
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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