I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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