Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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