Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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