the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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