Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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