I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
