she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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