atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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