i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
