Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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