Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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