Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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