they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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