People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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