so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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