I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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