I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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