I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
