Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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