he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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