North Korea, Best Korea!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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