4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
North Korea, Best Korea!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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