This is not my ceiling
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldnâ€™t Be More Proud
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night