I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.