finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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