would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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