youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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