if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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