so that wasnt chicken after all
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize
