Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize
