maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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