we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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