So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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