My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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