Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I see more hoeing in ur future
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