just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize
