last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
When are your genitals available?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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