I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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