What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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