btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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